The good, the bad and the ugly
| Good: | Your hubby and you agree, no more kids |
| Bad: | You can't find your birth control pills |
| Ugly: | Your daughter borrowed them |
| Good: | Your son studies a lot in his room |
| Bad: | You find several porn movies hidden there. |
| Ugly: | You're in them |
| Good: | Your husband understands fashion |
| Bad: | He's a cross-dresser |
| Ugly: | He looks better than you |
| Good: | Your son's finally maturing |
| Bad: | He's involved with the woman next door |
| Ugly: | So are you |
| Good: | You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter |
| Bad: | She keeps interrupting |
| Ugly: | With corrections |
| Good: | Your wife's not talking to you |
| Bad: | She wants a divorce |
| Ugly: | She's a lawyer |
| Good: | The postman's early |
| Bad: | He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 |
| Ugly: | You gave him nothing for Christmas |
| Good: | Your daughter got a new job |
| Bad: | As a hooker |
| Ugly: | Your coworkers are her best clients |
